tony meat

The penis of a man who beats off to murder porn.

Jake's tony meat is very raw since the day he discovered murder porn.

by Rena Billy October 28, 2013

smeaty meat

A male with a small penis

Girl, I had sex last night with my new booty call and he had a smeaty meat! I had to ask if he was in yet!

by MoGo0114 March 15, 2014

flower meat

Vagina

Bitch yo flower meat smells like squalene. Clean that shit

by fritz aber March 15, 2014

boss meat

A piece of meat that is difficult to eat, or is eaten reluctantly at the end of a meal. (Similar to a boss at the end of a game level.)

I just ate beef and carrot stew, and at the bottom of my bowl was one last huge piece of boss meat.

At Joe's restaurant, I ate the appetizer, salad, mashed potatoes, rice, and drank my whole soda, and nothing was left except for a boss meat.

by vince_k May 6, 2014

doner meat

This is basically what doner meat is

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A amazing faggot on the internet.

Me: Hey doner meat whatcha doing bitch

Doner meat: <3 Nothing much babey

by Demonichell October 8, 2014

three meat salad

Disambiguation:

Three Meat Salad can refer to high protein health food,

or to sexual acts involving multiple male participants.
Ensure clarification to avoid unpleasant situations.

Yesterday James and Dave came to my house for a Three Meat Salad and it was not entirely what i was expecting.

by Mr BS October 11, 2014

Greasy Meat Fingers

When you are masturbating and you cum but keep going and your semen drips down over your fingers.

I ran out of lube but that wasn't a problem with greasy meat fingers.

by BKees April 17, 2015