Black James

Black James, doesn't shut up but he will make you shut up with his big juicy cock🤤🥵

I'm gonna do a black James

by wowto August 1, 2024

Theo James

Name of the hottest actor of all time. Every girls lady boner, the 39 year old man every teenage girl has a crush on and delusional for.

Girl:
Hey do you that hot actor, theo j-

Girl 2:
OF COURSE I KNOW WHO THEO JAMES IS!?

by Pajost April 28, 2024

Declan James Metzler

The laziest person to ever exist, he is a certified pedophile and a couch potato. He smells very bad and I hope he showers for once in his life

Ewwwww, what is that smell? Declan James Metzler must be in the state

by Not Declan. May 21, 2024

Peter James “Trace” Chovanec The 3rd

A name given to a person acting goofy at a certain school created by a student and used by several teachers.

Trace is a very goofy person. He is a Peter James “Trace” Chovanec The 3rd.

by Milkman318361 June 2, 2024

LeBron James

Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king

LeBron James is my king and often edge furiously to him

by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024

Sigma James Golding

Dan Freakwood's self proclaimed fuck toy who he uses to carry out his voyeurist fantasies whilst he sits in the corner of the room stroking his shit. Typically found bare blazing it and jerking it on NYE.

Wow have you seen that sigma James Golding? He's being bumfiddles by that Dan Freakwood again

by No1FreakwoodHater June 4, 2024

fuck jamet shit

to describe what jamet do, what jamet use, what jamet like

when you get really drunk and start acting goofy, you don’t care what people think about you, you don’t care what’s going on around you, you just… get shitfaced and have fun like fuck jamet

supono: yo, whachu think about this tees?

joko: that’s fuck jamet shit, man

jarwo: my gf just broke up with me, bru
agus: damn. let’s do some fuck jamet shit, bru

by jommytarvis275 December 25, 2024