Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

Do a CJ

The act of attempting to set a volleyball only for it to fall through the setters hands and hit them directly in the face.

How do you do a CJ every practice? Isn’t your whole job to set the ball?

by LuckyNum7 October 18, 2025

New York State's Age Of Consent Are Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak

New York State's Age Of Consent Are Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak

New York State's Age Of Consent Are Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

do rag

A bandana or similar material tied & worn to resemble rag hair restraints used by Black domestics in the Old South. This style do rag has one or two knotted points in front .Original purpose was keeping dirt ,etc from the individuals hair.Now worn for work or style.

Thats a fine looking do rag ! How did you learn to tie it just right? Now let's get to work Johnny.

by BluStarr September 24, 2016

Doing An Emad

When times are tough

Swap Allegiance!

SS Lazio aren’t going so well so I started supportingFC Barcelona! Also known as

“Doing an Emad”

by WickoB May 25, 2024

do i wanna know

alexa play arctic monkeys

(Do I wanna know?)
If this feeling flows both ways?

by GDGIDGODIOGIDGOD February 10, 2023

Do a Ninho

A habit associated with St Aidan's College football team, basically wandering round the club to find the ugliest girl possible and pulling her for monetary, alcohol or prestigous incentives.

A : Whoa mate you were going to do a Ninho last night, that lass was the size of a fridge and had more facial hair than me.

by fcvaduz October 28, 2006