Red-Tooler

Usually that red-haired guy, with a massive amount of pimples, who claims he has a girlfriend. and when you ask to see her, he shows you a picture of a pornstar on his phone and says, "that's her."

Fred: That guy just showed me his girlfriend. it's weird, she looks just like that girl i wacked it to last night on porn hub.

Ronald: The one with the pimples, yea he's lying. He is a total red-tooler

by Bo'Lick August 11, 2009

Red Muffin

When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.

"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.

by ArmoredArtichoke May 11, 2016

Red

Very very very very very very cute and very very very very very wholesome person who will also bully someone

Red is so wholesome
Red is a big bully
Red is a cutie

by NPC.QUEST.GIVER September 7, 2020

Sexyy Red

The worst singer to ever walk on this forsaken earth. A absolute disgrace the the black community. Like seriously, how did she even get a career rapping about her stank meow meow? She has a coochie that stinks of Santa claus and Justin Bieber's backshot air to the power of pi. She sounds like Britney Spears getting beat up by Beethoven at a Nirvana featuring Harriet Tubman concert. Plus, She is so FUGLYYYY and has a head shaped like a jalapeño pepper. Her music sounds like some boy named Benjamin-Patrick shoved his penis into my ear and started graping my fucking ear canal.

Was actually somewhat relevant in 2023-mid 2024 but now nobody gaf about her so she tryna feature with other actually decent song writers, which is a massive fail. She has two unfortunate kids (that both have two different traumatized baby daddies) also posted her S3× tape on insta as a desperate attempt to go viral. Everytime she twerks, Russia could smell her butt juices.

She's so ugly it makes me wanna cry.

Sexyy red: My cooch good which is why i got two baby daddies!

Sexyy red fan: HELLL YEAH! *twerking except nothing MOVING*

*both of them got hit by a train.*

by Thedefiiiinnerr March 12, 2025

Red October

When someone gets anal fucked by a big, usually black, dick without lube and the anal sphincter is so inflamed it looks like a red "o". May also include rectal bleeding from the act. Red October refers to the big dick being like a submarine, the red swelling effect it has on the anus, and also the act of getting dry fucked anally with a huge dick.

Adj. Refers to red swollen anus from hard anal sex. "He assfucked that little bitch hard with no lube and gave her a Red October."
Adv. "He Red Octobered that bitch."
Refers to the act of hard anal sex

N. Refers to a large penis. He stuck his Red October up in that ass.
N. Refers to swollen anus from rough anal sex. "Did you see her asshole? It was a Red October."
N. Refers to anal bleeding from rough sex "I heard she had a Red October in her panties after that assfucking."

by Foxxyredd October 26, 2021

The Red Lobster Dream

The Red Lobster Dream is an extremely significant sign that the Red Lobster has visited you at night. You and the other person in the Red Lobster Dream have been caught in the claws of the Red Lobster's curse.

"I had a dream we were at Red Lobster together"
"Fuck that's the Red Lobster Dream"

by GrunglePuss January 11, 2024

red rice

red rice is a gullah geechee dish originated from the low country of south carolina. can usually be referred to as "geechee red rice" or "charleston red rice". normally eaten by geechee and other black people in south carolina & georgia.

"give me sum of dat red rice."

by datpersonhere March 31, 2023