im.god.and.your.a.hoe

im.god.and.your.a.hoe Is the hottest guy on this planet. He is also god and must be worshipped by all. He owns the best cat in the world <3. Will definitely be a cat dilf one day

Have you seen im.god.and.your.a.hoe, NO?! YOUR MISSING OUT SHEEEESH

im.god.and.your.a.hoe by sheesh.McDonald’s June 15, 2021

The smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

If you are a hoe you have more sex and sex makes you loose weight (scientifically speaking) therefore the more sex you have the more weight you loose and the more weight you loose the smaller your tits are

Ryan: damn she’s fine but she has like no tits bro.

Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.

Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

The smaller the tits the bigger the hoe by Del0920 August 12, 2021

put a crete in that hoe 

shoot a mf with a big green or some shit idk

"put a crete in that hoe, like i am lebron james on a tuesday" - stove

put a crete in that hoe by biggreen2000 April 30, 2022

Gold digging Venus cock traping hoe 

When a females vagina has such ability similar to the venus fly trap. Upon entry The males cock is lured into postion using a range or techniques, usually only one is needed as the man is most likely surprised by the aggressive sexual nature of the trap. Once into her vagina via a fail proof method of using her unique ability to trap the penis using inner reverse mounted tooth she is able to ejaculate the male to force pregnancy therefore trapping him into 18 years of child support payments and ongoing abuse

"Ay man that hoe Ashlee I met, stay away shes a "gold digging Venus cock traping hoe " she got me good now she hitting me up for baby cash, I'm screwed"

Gold digging Venus cock traping hoe by PsychoExgirlfriendptsdsurvivor July 14, 2023

got me fucked up in this hoe 

When a mf buzzin, saying the most questionable shit that makes you think: "Do I kick it with this nigga on the daily or is he a crackhead, but fuck he right fr."

Person 1: Yo nigga I asked a bitch if it was pink and she said fuck you nigga!
Person 2: Gang you got me fucked up in this hoe, the fuck you doing asking a bitch that?

got me fucked up in this hoe by Nigga55533 April 17, 2024

Yes to the dress; No to the hoe

When you, as a man and male of the merely, only, and fully human race, decide to maintain discipline and say to yourself Yes to marriage, and stability, and growing love; and say No to the normal, common, low-life, nasty and mean excuse for a female aka woman of the night aka 304 aka Hoe.

All the way through to graduating high school and then a 2-year trades college, I continually to myself say: Yes to the dress; No to the hoe.

Yes to the dress; No to the hoe by anonymous April 18, 2024

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe by Handle100 August 8, 2023