Wasabi Balls

When a guy doesn't shower after sweating and his gf/bf gives him head but his balls are spicy asf

EX: "Dude Jason made me go down on him after the gym but he totally had Wasabi balls"

"Damn dude my gf won't give me head after working out. She says I have to shower first cause she doesn't like my Wasabi balls..."

by Pu$$y!eater3000 August 13, 2022

Rigor Balls

Truffle-like nutsacks attached to the ear, stiff and morbid in their age decline.

"Pete's got rigor balls. Hanging from the side of his head."

by ShyCabaret August 13, 2022

blood balls

when you accidentally nick your balls with the razor.

(him) “BABE, I JUST GAVE MYSELF BLOOD BALLS”
(her) “no sex tonight.”

by blueballs. August 15, 2022

fortnite balls

An adjective or noun said after winning a Fortnite game.

Lets GO josh we just won! Fortnite balls!

by ItsJimmyWong August 18, 2022

Trippin' balls

Being under the influence of some drug. Higher than a mf, in another dimension. Usually used when using psychedelics but also weed.

Friend: Why do you look like that?
Me: Bro I'm trippin' balls

Ur mom: How were you so good last night?
Me: I was trippin' balls

by A snack August 18, 2022

absolute balls

Absolute Balls is a term used to describe hatred. Hate is a strong word, so use Absolute Balls instead! Your peers will get a great chuckle out of this one, chief.

"bro, the game you suggested me was absolute balls."

"What the fuck kyle. Just say you hate it."

"No, hate is a strong word."

by treesoda August 24, 2022

Sussy Balls

When you obtain a tingly feeling in your testacles (testicular cancer maybe?) when you pass close by an imposter. May cause itchiness.

Hey Jim. What do you want Carl? Man, right now I walked right pass a kid with a black hoodie and got the sussy balls. Man Carl, that is sus.

by DogWthButter22 August 24, 2022