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Life

life, What happen when a male and a female have sex life is like a disease everyone living gets it and death is the only cure.
Male: hey babe do you want to make life.

Female: Yeah lets make life.
by ahhhhhh life November 30, 2022
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Life

Person: Hey! Do you have a life?
Other person: What's that?
Person: ... i-
by _Apersonthathasalife._ November 18, 2020
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Eli’s Epic Life

The greatest YouTube channel to ever exist in the history of the world (much better than peanut guy yt)
Hey man did you see Eli’s Epic Life roast peanut guy yt on that YouTube video?”
by Jabjfreak July 27, 2022
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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life

that sucky thing you live every day. It hates you and always tries to ruin your day. They say you only live once, that is a good thing
Do you hear that? Its the sound of life trying to kill you
by Mayoiscool May 4, 2018
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Life

Your dog is life
by Memphis Dwyer October 16, 2019
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Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS)

A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.
'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022
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