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mrs sloggot

A Mrs Sloggot is a sexual position discovered in early 90's by Thomas Davids (1902-1991). Some experts who actually wrote the karma suttra believe it was whilst performing the 'Mrs Sloggot' manoeuvre he may have actually possibly lead to the really absurd idea that doing the 'Mrs Sloggot' caused his own death, which has now been made in an autobiography by his ancient spirit, check the link below to purchase for a great gift this mother's day. The book even contains a recipe to perform the 'Mrs Sloggot'. You will need: 500ml of sparkling water, 6 match sticks, a hot candle, a pack of double stuffed Oreos and a pair of modified, spiked knuckle dusters which are then given to a silver back guerrilla, enough flammable liquid for 2 persons.

Now have sex with partner and whilst doing that throw the water into the guerrillas eyes and yell abuse at it. Then pour gasoline over you and partner, keep having sex until the guerrilla has started to kill you, whilst you're half dead, burn yourself alive, whilst being beaten by an insane guerrilla with knuckle dusters and still whilst having sex. Then eat the oreos and drink melted candle wax to wash them down.

Job Interviewer "Hello please sit and we'll begin the job interview"

Job Applicant "Thank you very much, is this your family in this picture with you?"

Job Interviewer "Yes, this is my Daughter"

Job Applicant "Fuck me! I'd Mrs Sloggot her in the face!"

Job Interviewer "Thanks! I've always thought the same"
"Hey dude! I actually managed to steal a live, untrained guerrilla, wanna go Slog (Mrs Sloggot) after school man?"

"Sir this is a hiring to determine the custody of your children. I'm really questioning your sanity Mr Roberts."
by Dingus Muffleberry August 6, 2015
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Mr. Fotch

Mr. Fotch means someone who’s extra fancy, like with a lot of gold rings on and necklaces and 1980s 3 piece suite with the pointy fancy shoes.
My son bought a new suite and he also had new shoes and a Gucci chain. I told him he looked like Mr. Fotch
by Vegasborn February 17, 2024
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Mrs carson

gives out snacks and sells snacks at a middle school. gets lot of monayyy :) and she is very protective and out going. also likes taking pictures.
my teacher mrs carson is the besttt
by amnarreee May 13, 2022
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Mr. Bean

For the people that like a good joke but wonder how funny is this when a crook that looks like Mr. Bean puts a knife to their throat, that isn't the most hilarious thing that could happen to somebody. A Mr. Bean lookalike with the same menacing look hovering over somebody with the twin movie prop mini uzis is funnier than that actually.
Mr. Bean was not a gentleman in that movie, he was a bad seed.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
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mrs doggart

Her name sound like a boring ENGLISH TEACHER which is in love with books and is still a Virgin eventhough she is like 50 years old.
Is Mrs doggart even alive?
by Goooodffff December 14, 2017
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mr poetrates

a hot boy that is very cute
mr poetrates cute uwu
by kamalie December 12, 2022
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Mrs. Badger

Name of a horse. Horses named Badger are very kind and willing to please. The name Badger is not too common but they are very special. (Mrs. used to specify the gender of the horse)
My horse, Mrs. Badger was a good girl today.
by Mrs. Badger December 11, 2014
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