Mayonnaise Face

Someone who is of the consistency of mayonnaise.

Arman you are a mayonnaise face!

by kakakats October 16, 2008

Joker Face

When one, preferably male, individual decides during the process of lovemaking to find his/her way down to a female partners lady area. After making his/her arrival and a horrific discovery, this individual will notice a red smile around their mouth, hence, the jokerface. This bloody smear will be strangely similar to the makeup worn by the joker in numerous batman films.

Dude, did you hear that Dan got totally jokerfaced last night?

Eww gross! J-j-j jokerfaced j-j jokerfaced!! oh, oh oh oh, oh. What an awful experience! I wish I saw his joker face.

by my my my joker face October 11, 2010

kick face

When something or someone is very loved, well liked, and is cool.

Man that band is so kick face.

by SammyPancakes July 26, 2006

math face

The complexion on ones face while working out a common math sum, for example how much wage will be recieved or how much shopping can be bought.

The look is commonly made up of one or more squinting eyes coupled with a far away or thoughtful look.

One corner of the mouth may also extend upwards.

John gave me the math face when I asked him how much he was selling his star wars collection for.

by tommyhaych September 18, 2006

doom face

The face that results from shaking your head back and forth wildly and taking a random picture somewhere in the middle. Typical doom faces feature incredibly distorted lips/cheeks, oddly bared teeth, and half-closed, crossed eyes that are rolling back into their sockets.

The ingredients of a good doom face? A camera, a mirror/camera-man, and an excess of boredom.

by fordprefect294 December 1, 2007

Monkey Face

When a man has a shave and save the clippings, then during sex cums on his partners face and preceeds to throw the clippings on top on the cum to make his partnet look like a monkey.

Ryan cum on Chris's face and threw beard clippings on him to give him a monkey face.

by ddada February 20, 2014

Punch Face

a face that makes you have the urge to want to punch it. most of the time a face that is scrunched up as if they just sucked on a lemon and is ugly, unsightly, generally hard to look at.

Dude that chick over there has a punch face. Its all scrunched up and hard to look at. i feel the overwhelming urge to punch her in the face.

by man interrupted January 6, 2012