"Hey man, what did you want to do tonight, watch the game, go to the bar or get some food?"
"Option E, let's hit up Buffalo Wild Wings!"
"Option E, let's hit up Buffalo Wild Wings!"
by Doggfite May 22, 2017

by Onewaaaaaay December 5, 2016

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by scaramoustache March 10, 2023

One whom enjoys gargling inhuman amounts of G Fuel whilist jerking off every known COD youtuber for the next meta loadout. Most certainly has a shrine to FaZe Banks and FaZe clan inside there closet praising each new shitty iteration of a once beloved franchise.
Signs and Symptoms:
Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.
Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.
Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.
Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.
*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.
Signs and Symptoms:
Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.
Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.
Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.
Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.
*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.
All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 4, 2023

by anonymous August 11, 2022

E. Cheapus rentucabrus
Distinguishing characteristics: invertebrate, deeply concave chest, extensive stretch marks, and crusty lazy eyes.
E. Cheapus rentucabrus takes pride in its ability to feed off its girlfriend to pay its mortgage.
It is also known to humble brag as frequently as possible and leave unanswered the calls of the dying.
Distinguishing characteristics: invertebrate, deeply concave chest, extensive stretch marks, and crusty lazy eyes.
E. Cheapus rentucabrus takes pride in its ability to feed off its girlfriend to pay its mortgage.
It is also known to humble brag as frequently as possible and leave unanswered the calls of the dying.
What E. Cheapus Rentucabrus might say:
“Dude, my girlfriend pays rent and it goes straight towards my mortgage, dude.”
“Dude, my girlfriend pays rent and it goes straight towards my mortgage, dude.”
by FUKKKKKXO December 25, 2021

You're not on discord here.
by ThatLP December 6, 2021
