grocery bag dump

A dump resembling when a grocery bag is overfilled and the bag rips, immediately dumping all of its contents at once. Grocery bag dumps usually occur after large meals and waiting until the last minute to defecate.

I'm glad I made it to the bathroom in time. I had to take a massive grocery bag dump. I feel much better now.

by whtisthmtrx December 21, 2008

Heafty brown bag

This is one of those shits that takes a bit of work to get out, but when it hits the water it sounds like you've dropped a bag of groceries & usaually spashes your arse.

"man, my arse is so wet after that
"Heafty brown bag".

by 007 in heaven October 27, 2008

Tenacious Tea Bags

A group of sick ass chicks that you want to be friends with.

Those chicks were so fly, they must be part of the tenacious tea bags, no doubt.

by tenacious teabagger March 10, 2014

pack my bags

Rubbing one out over infinite quantities of streaming porn in your hotel room while you make others wait for you.

Wait a minute Michael I will be right back, I need to go pack my bags.

by Torne-apart March 11, 2014

pussy feed bag

(aka P.F.B.)
Noun: the act of stretching the labia majora over both sides of parnter's lower jaw, extended to the ear lobes, during cunnilingus.

James was hospitalized following injuries sustained while performing an extreme pussy feed bag (P.F.B.) on Brittany.

by Theroostergirl July 26, 2014

Goon Bag

'A Bag (Gang, Group, people)of Goons (thugs, fighters etc)

Was with a Goon Bag last night,

These Goon bags tried to roll on me

by MR_SHADOWS April 1, 2009

Green Duffel Bag

Dropping a deuce in a bucket, put it in a blender, then mold it into a cucumber-like shape, freeze it for three weeks, and use it as a woman-pleasuring device.

"I'm going to fuck you with my three-week-old shit"

"Oh, green duffel bag time?"

by no woman no WEEEEE February 24, 2010