time stamp games

I already did you ass.

I took a screenshot but that wouldn't be physical, I would have to mail a letter to myself. FUCK YOURSELF TO DEATH on your shitty time stamp games computer program that is preventing my defintion from going up because I haven't logged into my email account yet. Paranoia, is a motivating factor in my time stamp games. I don't like them, I just want them to exist so sexual attraction exists on it because knowledge is attractive and being hateful about Linux is not.

by betterego October 22, 2015

nob time

The time during a make out when the boobs(nobs) come right out and you have full authority.

Tommy hella got nob time with Sarah last night

by Creationc October 29, 2015

chomp time

when another male does fellatio to another man while poking his nose inside the persons anus.

there will be a designated chomp time later on okay?

by fettytotoo November 10, 2015

Prime-time

When something is hella dope/ on point

That Cavs game was prime-time, did you see Irving?

by BILBOBAGGINS November 29, 2015

North Dakota Tea Time

The act of pouring scolding hot tea into a woman's vagina or anus and drinking it.

Marshall: Dude I gave Janet a North Dakota Tea Time last night
Chris: That's disgusting

by CaptainIceman December 22, 2015

Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.

A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."

by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016

time pollution

Based on the idea that pollution is "degrading the quality of a common resource", time pollution happens when someone wastes everyone's time, say in a meeting, by talking about something that is useless, uninteresting, irrelevant or purely rhetorical.

"Hey, how did the planning meeting go?" "Oh, you know Bob doesn't know anything. He just created a lot of time pollution. Everyone was just yawning and waiting for it to finish."

by angryabbott March 22, 2016