fuck you filter

a mental filter that activates when someone is spewing out utter bullshit, causing you to zone out and not pay attention.

"dude, did you hear him say all that shit about you and your friends?"

"Nah, i had my fuck you filter on"

OR

dad "were you listening to me?"
child "Nah, my fuck you filter was on. can you repeat yourself?"

by noxxema May 3, 2010

gonna bag you

To make you their girlfriend or boyfriend.

Yeah most def gonna bag you Emmie 😏.

by anonymous February 10, 2021

fuck you and die

I'm running out of words, you've exhausted my intelligence to the point of fuck you and die!.

I'm running out of words, you've exhausted my intelligence to the point of fuck you and die!.

by Headspace April 1, 2019

You being smart

A horrendous quote used by people from boston

68% of Boston citizens said Tom Brady didn't cheat
The other 32% said " You being smart"

by Swag Elephant March 5, 2015

you love i

A unreleased song by Melanie Martinez about Marilyn Monroe

You:What your favorite unreleased Melanie Martinez song?

Me:You love I!

by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf March 20, 2021

No Won't Let You

Blatantly not letting somebody do something or performing some sort of action by blurting out "NO WON'T LET YOU!". They may not even do the action, even requesting it be done is grounds for a NWLY.

Dexter: Will you fill my car with special?
Troll: NO.
Dexter: But WHY?
Troll: NO WON'T LET YOU!

by Boulevard Nights June 5, 2010

foo is you on sherm

what you say to someone who you think is on sherm

Guy: "Ur a stupi an ugli"
Guy 2: "foo is you on sherm"

by Annoying Piece of Shit? March 23, 2021