Dream with one's mouth open

The act of verbally sharing or expressing dreams, ideals, or improbable plans with others as if they had some validity to them. An extension of the proverb "counting chickens before they have hatched", this phrase is the equivalent to not only counting the chickens, but generously distributing them out to friends, family, and acquaintances.

*Examples of Dream with one's mouth open.

A: My band is getting a really good response at facebook and we're getting more and more people following us at twitter. It's just matter of time before we're picked up by a label so we can release our CD and go on tour.
B: Stop dreaming with your mouth open. It's just sad...

A: Ooh, I'm going to be hooking up with someone tonight at the party.
B: Dude, didn't your mother ever tell you not to dream with your mouth open?

A: So she told me that she was talking to a massive client and that we should be getting some decent work soon.
B: Yeah, and she tends to dream with her mouth open. I wouldn't hold your breath.

by Otho Faure October 6, 2011

one eyed one horned flying purple people eater

Your mother

My one eyed one horned flying purple people eater ate my best friend

by People Eater October 3, 2017

Hitting one to the upper deck

Taking a crap in the tank part of a toilet

I hit one to the upper deck, whoever flushes next is in for a real surprise

by gdollar January 3, 2004

Have bats in ones belfry

To be crazy or eccentric

She seems to have bats in her belfry.

by Light Joker March 14, 2004

The One-Way Friend Zone

When a person is placed into the friend zone by someone, but continues to believe that there is still hope

You: "I swear dude, Jessica is so into me."

Friend: "Bro, you are so in the One-Way Friend Zone

by Axe Whoal February 26, 2011

One Stop Tech Forum

A forum that puts everything tech related in one place.

one stop tech forum tech forums mac vs pc bluray Movies discussion music

by cpu84 April 11, 2010

One eyed beaver finder

The thing that dangles down to a mans knee if he is blessed by god and hung like a moose.

As the one eyed beaver finder got a wiff of its prey, its covertly dove in for the kill.

by date finder July 13, 2016