Grade A shit

Some of that good stuff.

footwear
Ese: damn, you really went out and bought the new kicks.
homie-D: hell yea, only buy the Grade A shit.

drugs
Customer: Yo, homles. Hook me up wit some of dat Grade A shit.
Dealer: Aight, hold up.

cell phones
cool guy: damn i need a new phone.
cocky douche: check out my iphone man better then yours yours is old school. haha, mine, Grade A shit.
cool guy:...doucher

by Weirdo420 September 1, 2010

Shit wand

The brush used to wipe clean the shit skid marks off the inside bowls of toilets. Often used in European toilets which do not have inclined bowls, and thus, the shit skids as it is being washed down.

Dude 1: Yeah I just took a big ol'poo and there are skidmarks all over the toilet
Dude 2: You best be usin' that shit wand to clean that shit up.
Dude 3: Sausage

by The Duchess of Rudder February 28, 2010

Talking shit

When someone is talking bad to you

Areyon is a bitch ass boi that sucks dick for Kendrick Lamar albums I’m always talking shit about him

by Blueface baby February 19, 2019

patrick shit

When you a ugly ass nigga named Patrick.

Why you on that Patrick Shit.

by LilUziLit October 18, 2017

Piece of Shit

Me

I'm a piece of shit

by Thehotperson6789124 March 2, 2019

Tech-shit

to confuse someone with technology related jargon. Or to use a technological excuse for not doing something.

don't tech-shit me, I know you didn't text. Her: I sent the email, perhaps it's the server. Me: Honey, please do not tech-shit me!

by Julce June 28, 2012

fleck of shit

That piece of shit that decides to come out after 45 minutes of sweat, tears, and anal distress that is the size of a pea on steroids

Guy 1- dude I had a fleck of shit last night after chipotle!

Guy 2- Awe that sucks man

by EpicMcMuffin77 May 29, 2015