Joe close

Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".

Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close

by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016

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Joe

Joe is weird
who is joe
joe mama

Joe: Hi
That one dude: You're weird
Joe: No
That second dude: Yo mom gae

by wahWAH_wawhawHH October 22, 2020

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Joe mathew

Boy fae lochee with a 2 inch knob

Omg have you seen joe Mathews knob it’s so small

by Welly_2006 May 30, 2022

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Joe is a guy who gets a haircut once a year and bumlicks damola. Joe spends all his money on vbucks and thinks he can say the N-word even though he's Asian and isn’t black. He is also shite at football and will miss open goals and heads the ball randomly even though its waist height. He also thinks he can make remixes and has a shit YouTube channel called joenb and joenbremixes. He may also have some weird form of speech problem as all he says is “wayne” “says you dumb” and “tring tring”

Jake: Joe why do you randomly head the ball
Joe:”tring tring”

Jake: what do you mean
Joe:says you dumb

by Mike ox small October 26, 2019

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Joe smith

The act of falling backwards in your chair, in a stylistic manner.

Joel: I’m gonna JOE SMITH!
Talon: naw dude you’ll hurt yourself!

by Random_Guy069 July 25, 2025

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The person named joe

The person named joe is a person who has the ability to be hidden. The person named joe is impossible to find as people believe to be able to cross through worlds. Some people said they saw someone teleport into this planet. The people say they saw the person with a name tag with the name joe. Some say myth some say true but.... I think that it is a myth.

Agent: Have you seen The person named joe?
Me: No
Agent: He's Clear.

by The all knowing Potato April 2, 2024

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