Penis

Slang or nick name for someone who is worthless at their job, and who's existence in the work place could be overlooked.

Hey, fuck you penis. Or Colt is a penis

by TwatMasterNuttSack February 28, 2019

Penis

A woman pleaser that makes them squirt and then go back to the kitchen

oh yes pls penis me

by poopdoh January 16, 2019

Penis Flakes

People that are uncircumcised and dont clean inside there foreskin

Oliver: Rj you better clean you penis or else you'll get Penis Flakes!

by Todd42032 August 29, 2022

Penis

A man's second brain.

My penis thought to divorce since she is not a ho.

by Borislav February 16, 2017

penis

a man's dick
a dick can make someone's right arm extremely buff

"hey did you see how he faps"
"yeah he puts his penis in a glove"

by fuckwad94 July 22, 2022

Penis

killer slong

(which is totally mine *cries* my is really small)

hey bbg come jump on my mega sized penis

by hornyhisokadidit27 June 13, 2021

Penis

A tool men have to please women use when horny.

Penis is a thing men have between their legs to please women!

Example:
Girl 1. - You totally need to get laid.
Girl 2. - Yea, haven’t gotten dick for a while now.
Girl 1. - I know a guy with a huge penis, I’ll totally set you up with him if you want.
Girl 2. - Yeah! Sure!

by Cactusishot February 22, 2020