Your dick

A mythological being (few sightings) known for being small, soft, and is never hard, always gentle.

Your dick is so small, it is barely visible.
People with bad sight have a hard time finding your dick.

by JepeMarino May 30, 2021

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taffy dick

when the penis is in a semi-flacid state, not unlike taffy

Colin got taffy dick that bitch said!

by jesse mckinney October 25, 2003

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dicking around

playin around, not bein serious

yo, stop dicking around and do ya job, ya lazy bum!

by da madd scientist October 30, 2003

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Splint Dick

A splint dick occurs when someone can't get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they're hard by tying two Popsicle sticks to either side of their penis like a splint

Robert ate too much spaghetti and couldnt get a boner, but still fooled Linda with his splint dick

by Stein Man May 4, 2008

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A circumsized penis that is usually pretty short to begin with, when in an extremely flaccid state (i.e. when thinking of Babs Streisand naked) the head recedes into its own wrinkled shaft producing a button dick effect.

Overheard in a locker room "Hey man what you got there? An Innie Dick?"

by derwentasswater January 13, 2009

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