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Cock Fiend

Cock hungy slut/Gimp - Insult used to win all arguments
If some one calls you gay then call them a "Cockfiend"
by Krissy Tha King June 21, 2003
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Cock Soccer

The act of having one's erect penis kicked in order to attain sexual gratification.
Calen White loves a good game of Cock Soccer with his parol officer (but only when he's off duty).
by Dr. Ben May 29, 2003
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Cock Hoist

I device used by the well endowed for support. Some are made of metal, others carbon fiber, and the originals with a series of woven lake reeds called winchubey. There is a small block and tackle system that allows for ease of access, providing not only form, but function as well.
Brad: Hey Mike, you seem to be walking a little taller today. Did you get a promotion at work?

Mike: No, I just picked up a new cock hoist and I feel like a million dollars!

Brad: Yay Cock hoists!
by Dnaught14 February 5, 2010
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Cock Stroke

An effect on the head of the penis from excessive and/or overly vigorous masturbation, in which a blood vessel bursts and blood leaks within the head of the penis causing discomfort for days. Very much like a CVA (cerebral vascular accident) or stroke, however more accurately described as a PVA (penile vascular accident)
I was vigorously masturbating last night and then pow it hits me... there was blood all over the tip of my cock except it was under the skin ... cock stroke.
by Doc October June 17, 2009
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cock moobs

''he sat down too hard and mashed his cock moobs''

"i have a set of cock moobs below my penis"
by fetus mcgretus June 22, 2009
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cock block

A person, who is to a heterosexual man, non arousing. In other words, ugly.
"That chick is so ugly"
"Yea, she's a cock block"
by Chinja101 May 18, 2009
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cock omlette

mixing eggs inside another persons mouth with your cock. male or female.
it was a bad idea adding salt to my cock omlette
by mix master 31 November 17, 2009
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