by motherfucka69a September 5, 2011

Unleashing ones bowels on the carpet of an eastern European hotel room in a horrific fashion, followed by having to smuggle the fecal covered bed sheets put of the room, past security, and into a local trash compactor.
He was that bladdered last night we caught him doing a johnston right in the corner of the room the dirty git
by Ox1983 April 19, 2018

Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.
"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"
by M4rkyboy1 November 20, 2011

Do the Berlioz is the manner of self-defenestration, aka throwing yourself out of a fucking window, with great passion.
Jared: Yo did you see Kevin Do the Berlioz?
Brock: Oh shit where is he now
Jared: 2nd floor balcony writing poetry
Brock: Oh shit where is he now
Jared: 2nd floor balcony writing poetry
by Actually_Sorabji April 6, 2021

by bag, bagp May 14, 2015

A piece for middle school string orchestra that a few stupid boys got obsessed with after their high ass conductor added lyrics to it. The general idea is that there's fire and it's bad. The beginning goes D4-.D4D4-C4-Bb4-A4 then again an octave higher and again once more. The conductor used the lyric "I see fire over there" for this part. One of the boys about a year later added a new part d2d2 that he said was the basses saying ok.
John Adderson : "I see fire over there"
Simon O'Connor: "D2D2"
(Andrew Green and Kaleb Clark walk up)
John Adderson: "Look simon it's dos Fuegos"
Simon O'Connor: "D2D2"
(Andrew Green and Kaleb Clark walk up)
John Adderson: "Look simon it's dos Fuegos"
by DankManAutism March 17, 2020

Requires you to hold a cell phone (preferably outdated blackberry) in mid-air while dancing in the middle of the club. Texting, playing bejeweled or web browsing may be considered as "Doing the Doss."
by JokingKiDD February 19, 2012
