span whack 

Span whack is a term used to define someone who needs to be told off. A term used in an engineering factory to tell an apprentice off for doing wrong. Usually to be hit on the knuckles hands by a spanner or other tool.
Or most recently used to describe someone who does not know how to do the job as he has been beaten once to often

I’ll span whack you
Bloody hell Karen’s a right span whack.

span whack by Captain cockwomble’s a meff August 23, 2023

snack and whack 

To enjoy a snack whilst masturbating.

I'm going to stop at the store, and pick up some pistachios, then go home and snack and whack.

snack and whack by D-pop February 18, 2014

Knick Knack Sacky Whack 

When you pull up to a gloryhole, bend over, poke your sack down, behind you and, and through the hole. Then you have someone on take a blackjack and start smacking your testicles.

You get the best knick knack sacky whack at the D.C. airport.

Knick Knack Sacky Whack by Fullblore February 1, 2023

Alabama Whack-a-mole 

When a man places his testicles in a girls vagina then slaps his penis on her clitoris.

"Hey Jamie, let's play Alabama whack-a-mole." "Ok Brian."

Alabama Whack-a-mole by hymee9 October 30, 2008

it all circles back to whack 

A phrase that sums up the uroboros of fuckery everyone endures as a human being on this planet.

Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.

S: Remember how I told you last week that Dean wouldn’t stop talking about the “perfectly shaped hole” in the oak in the backyard? Well today I walked in on him...fucking the tree!
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.

it all circles back to whack by Sickomonster December 28, 2020

wiggity wiggity whack 

1. used to describe something that is either ridiculous in a humorously good or bad way.
2. usually followed with "man", a replacement of OMG

note: the "h" in whack is optional

1. "Wiggity wiggity whack, did you just see that?!"

2. "Wiggity wiggity whack, man! Leave me alone!"

wiggity wiggity whack by neon_lights June 14, 2008

cry whack 

The act of pleasuring yourself while crying and using your tears as lubrication.

"Hey open your door and stop cry whacking Tim"
"Would you like some tissues with that cry whack?"

cry whack by Kaiser Solsay April 26, 2006