Weaponized Incompetence

Someone who pretends they can't do something so you'll do it for them

My coworker is the human form if weaponized Incompetence

by anonymous December 23, 2023

he's got a weapon

When an young African American man gets sent back to the lobby by cops for stinkin up the street.

Nigger: *walking* I hope I don't get shot!
Cop: HE'S GOT A WEAPON! *gunshots*

by Ston3rBon3rpart2 May 12, 2023

Weapon master2005

He is a very cool YouTuber and kind of famous in my opinion. He is a YouTuber with a big and open personality. He also edits his videos amazingly.

Hey! Did you see weapon master2005's channel?

by Why is all names taken? December 15, 2018

Weaponized Empathy

"Weaponized empathy" refers to the use of empathy as a manipulative tool for personal gain or to control others, rather than for genuine understanding or support. It is commonly used in faking or exaggerating emotional understanding to manipulate someone into doing what you want, often by guilting them or by implying what they're doing is unfair.

Person A: "I really need you to cover my shift tomorrow."
Person B: "I can’t, I’ve got plans already."
Person A: "Oh, I see. I just thought you’d understand how stressed I’ve been lately. It must because I'm black, right? Don't you care about stopping racism?"
Person B: "That's.. That's not how that works?"
Person A: "Shut up, Nazi."
Person B: "Enough with the weaponized empathy already!"

by dicktongued March 9, 2025

Weapon

A weapon is any type of device used with intend to inflict damage or harm to any living beings or structures.

Police officer: Put down your weapon!
Person: Okay.. Okay. Just don't shoot!

by Oxler_Psycho April 28, 2017

auto weapon

A vehicle driven by Awake Illinois and Moms for Liberty members after a little too much wine and knobslobn.

After this glass I'm going to drive my auto weapon to a library and scream at drag queens

by KNOBSLOB July 21, 2022

biological weapon of mass dickstruction

A female foreign undercover spy that has devastating STDs and is spreading those diseases in a foreign adversary’s country by being a big whore, slut, or honey trap. State sponsored prostitutes with sexual transmitted biological diseases and infections that can be naturally occurring or gain of function manufactured diseases from the lab that are sexually transmitted.

Fang Fang is a state sponsored prostitute and is used as a biological weapon of mass dickstruction against the host countries senators.

by Dick bomb April 29, 2023