A giant-butted man, vs. A stick figure with a plump butt!
Badr the thiccest vs No Eye Man! Who would win! LET'S GO!
The battle starts with Badr farting a big one, blowing away No Eye Man. No Eye Man gains butt power, his butt inflates, and then unleashes the Butt Blast! Badr loses 50% health, but then something BIG happens... Badr makes No Eye Man lose 45% health by using his superpower, the Butt Special! But then No Eye Man has a superpower too... No Eye Man's anus starts to glow blue, then something unexpected happens... His butt starts to glow too, then... PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! HE UNLEASHES THE BUTT LASER! Badr loses 100% health! Then Badr explodes, blood flying everywhere. NO EYE MAN WINS!!!!!
by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024
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You vs You

But only because you fucking suck you bum.
Hym "No it's isn't you vs you. It's only you vs you so you can avoid losing to me. But you suck and are a bum. You have already lost to me. I created AI. You couldn't have won. Your God couldn't have even won. I was better. And it wasn't a matter of opinion. It wasn't a matter of preference. You were worse."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is a 2002 American action film starring Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu. Liu (Sever) and Banderas (Ecks) play opposing secret agents who are supposedly enemies, but team up during the movie to fight a common enemy. The film was universally panned by critics, often listed among the worst movies ever made. In March 2007, the movie review site Rotten Tomatoes ranked the film #1 among "The Worst of the Worst" movie list, with 108 "rotten" reviews and no "fresh" ones. Financially, the film was also a box office failure, recouping just over $19.9 million of its $70 million budget.

Facts about Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)

1. The role of Agent Sever was originally written to be played by a man. Wesley Snipes and Jet Li were originally said to star, then Vin Diesel and Sylvester Stallone.

2. The 2001 Game Boy Advance game "Ecks vs. Sever" was actually based on an early script draft for this film and not the other way around. The game's producers later made a sequel to that game that was based on the finished version of the movie.

3. Grossed less than 30% of its budget at the box-office making it one of the biggest box-office failures in film history.

4. Rotten Tomatoes list this film as #1 on their list of "The 100 Worst Reviewed Movies of All Time".

Source: IMDB.
Here is another fact about the film Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) in which it (erroneously) places the FBI (United States) in Canada:

1. Among the most obvious plot holes noted by critics of the film is the fact that the FBI - an organization intended to work within the United States - is somehow working in Vancouver, Canada, causing costly shootouts with other Americans.

2. Factual error: Why are the FBI investigating and following their case if it's in Canada? The FBI or any other law enforcement agency in the US has no jurisdiction in Canada.

Source: Wikipedia, www.moviemistakes.com.
by The Centurion November 22, 2012
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Hitler vs Stalin

When two teams you hate face each other, usually in a championship game
NFL: Super Bowl LIX will be between the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles
Everyone: this matchup is Hitler vs Stalin
by FK72 January 27, 2025
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Duke vs UNC

GREATEST. RIVALRY. EVER.

Both teams are usually top 25 in the nation , and they always play a two or three crazy games against each other every year. Both have great coaches, one of whom has the most collegiate basketball wins ever. ( hint, it’s not the UNC coach ) They both usually make it to the NCAA Tournament and they usually make it to at least the Sweet 16. Except for last year lmao. The fan bases hate each other more than anything on planet earth. All UNC fans want to kill Christian Laettner and all Duke fans wish they got MJ.
Duke fan: u see that Duke vs UNC game last night?
UNC fan who lost: no I have a short memory lol
( right now Duke owns UNC )
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Saggs Vs Faggs

The name given to a the fight between a saggy cunt and a fishy kid. Just like thrilla in manila but in school and the fighter can't fight, also disabled.
"Yo bro whens saggs vs faggs round 5."
"Hammy said he doesn't mind but faggs doesn't want the smoke"
by Big darni October 18, 2019
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