the vegan steamroller

A sex position where tofu is prepared and cooked, then stuffed in the anus. The partner the ducks the tofu out of them and they both consume it.

Patrick and Larry bought some tofurkey for the vegan steamroller

by Jew gaser March 20, 2017

apiarian vegan

Not a pure vegan in the technical sense, but a vegan who will include honey in their diet.

"Is she a vegan?"
"She's not a full vegan, she's an apiarian vegan."

by intothewest April 28, 2017

That Vegan Teacher

A bitch who hates everyone who does normal things

That Vegan Teacher fucking sucks.

by JustAKidOnAChromebook April 7, 2022

That Vegan Teacher

That Vegan Teacher refers to an elderly woman who masturbates using fruits or vegetables.

Jane is a That Vegan Teacher, as she masturbates by sticking a cucumber up her ass.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Ento-Vegan

See: entovegan

Following a Ento-Vegan diet instead of a Vegan diet makes it much easier to get a desirable amount of beneficial vitamins, minerals, essential amino acids & other nutrients not easily found in substantial amounts and/or bioavailable form in plant-based foods.

by IbreathAir November 12, 2022

Irvine Vegan

When someone is vegan, but not 100% of the time, usually due to intense craving of cheese.

-Hey, I thought you were vegan?

-Sometimes - I’m an Irvine Vegan.

-Oohhh I gotcha

by Epileptic_ March 1, 2020

vegan meltdown

1.the effect of going into a restaurant and there is nothing vegan on the menu. 2. finding out that a vegan friendly restaurant has taken a vegan item off the menu. 3. the effect of being hungry while out and people offer you a salad.

I had a vegan meltdown when I found out that the tofu pita was taken off the menu.

by Pretty in Pink Vegan July 25, 2014