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vacation dick

A penis that is large and cannot be taken everyday without pain, it is called a vacation dick because its too large for a daily basis and therefore on vacation or weekends. It is not always on vacation but it a penis too large to have on a daily basis for the average female or male. You normally see vacation dicks on porn
I was on holiday and had sex, he has a vacation dick and so I couldn't take all of it, I prefer boyfriend dick.
by ThisIsReallyGoodStress June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

Vacation dick is when you have a long shlong that is best used for one night stands and its ideally what a girl would want for every day usage ,not boyfriend sized .
The guy I fucked last night had a total vacation dick it was well over 6 inches long
by Purple haze May 23, 2016
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How will you go to hell if you have work to do man.
Frisk: go to hell.
Burger Pants: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
Frisk: what the hell?
by The True Manchild October 14, 2025
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Vacation Dick

Unlike boyfriend dick which you can take on a daily basis. Vacation dick is; the exquisite dick that women can't have daily. Typically an islander like from the Caribbean. Most commonly a black studded man who goes a great length of ways satisfy a woman's deepest pleasures.
Vreni: For spring break I went to Jamaica.
Sabrina: Oh really, why's that?
Vreni: For some vacation dick.
Sabrina: How was it?
Vreni: Let's just say no boyfriend dick could compare by a long shot.
by Childish Gambino June 15, 2016
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Self-vacate

A politer way to say kys.
Please self-vacate.
by EpicRawl February 19, 2020
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Vacation

The most treasured time for middle school students to play fortnite or do other stuff
Kid 1: can’t wait for vacation, imma play fortnite every day
by Mommytits967 February 20, 2019
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vacation dick

A large, thick penis that is fun to fuck on occasion. But is too large to be having sex with on a daily basis. Unlike a boyfriend dick.
Omg my friend Hayden has a 10 inch dick. The best vacation dick I've ever had. Such a shooter too.
by bottom_boy June 17, 2016
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