twitter fail

a tweet that is so stupid that all of your followers have no choice but to reply with insult and possibly unfollow you
tweet:1% milk is DOPE
Reply:stfu why do i follow you?
Reply2: yeah what a twitter fail
by knicksboy58 October 08, 2011
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Twitter Failure

1.) A term for someone who rarely ever Tweets on their Twitter account.
2.) Some who has had a Twitter for over a year & has yet to pass 500 tweets.
Sam: @randomname has been on Twitter for a while & has only Tweeted 25 times.

Jill: @randomname is a total Twitter Failure!
by MissCin101 June 12, 2011
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Instagramization of Twitter

This simply means the act of spamming Twitter timeline with personal pictures and short descriptive captions like Instagram as opposed to posting concise text information and seldomly add pictures to give more information in the tweet.
Most teenagers joining Twitter these days engage in instagramization of Twitter
by Rothmas January 22, 2020
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Twitter-fit

The President pitched another Twitter-fit this morning.
by Preacher-Man December 21, 2018
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Twitter Texting

1-When you text someone a random message about what your doing at that moment in time. Similar to updating your status via Social Networking website.

2-When you text EVERYONE that same thing.
Twitter Texting:

1- Text: Just saw a dog. It was cute.

2- Text: Bored, listening to music, wondering what to eat.

3- Text: Posting this Text on twitter.
by Pseudonymus-Prime July 13, 2010
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Twitter grammar

The common technique of using incorrect grammar or leaving out words on the microblogging site Twitter to stay below the 140 character limit, kind of like newspaper headlines but even more aggressive. Also known as Twitter ellipsis or Larry's grammar (after the Twitter bird's name).
Twitter user: "Had nice walk at park today, was fun, went to see new trees and pranked dad, should hang out more w/ friends #yolo t.co/6wHAtEvEro"
Reader one: "What the fuck?"
Reader two: "Don't worry, it's just Twitter grammar."
by appleblueseagreen February 09, 2015
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crash Twitter

(v) to do something really awesome or noteworthy. References the fact that anything really big happens (season premiers of TV shows, celebrity deaths, political action), Twitter crashes. Can be used sarcastically.
The same-day death of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett managed to crash Twitter all damn day.

(sarcastically) Well, Dave, you're good in bed, but it's not like you're gonna crash Twitter or anything.
by berthablue August 11, 2009
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