The act of waiting for someone (usually a roommate you hate) to fall asleep, and then shitting on both sides of their pillow so that no matter which way they turn their head while sleeping they get covered in your feces creating a dirty shit-beard. It helps to eat a gratuitous amount of Taco Bell beforehand.
Chris- "man, did you see Brant? He looked like Rick Ross if his beard was made of diarrhea"
Rob- " Yeah I gave his sorry ass a Turkish Roommate, that cheesy 5-layer burrito looks good on him though"
Rob- " Yeah I gave his sorry ass a Turkish Roommate, that cheesy 5-layer burrito looks good on him though"
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When an exceptionally dirty person slaps their cock on another person's face, leaving a trail of grime and slime in the shape of said cock. For added effect, one may place a piece of bread on the "hammed" person's now greasy face.
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Get the turkish soft serve mug.when you are fucking a girl and you dont have a condom so you take her turban wrap it around your cock bang her then once you have jizzed put it back on her head
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