Squishy Tubes

Fenders that you use for protecting the side of the boat when docked or docking.

John is going to give Eric a tutorial on how to use his squishy tubes during a romantic night boat ride.

by Byefelicia11 June 8, 2018

Feeding tube

He is living off of a feeding tube.

Hym “Totally incapable supporting his self. Hasn’t done a goddamn thing in his worthless fucking life. He’s practically hooked up to a feeding tube. There is not a single worthwhile thing about that piece of shit. But he’s one of the chosen. And no the marginalized only get a voice if the women consent to it. You’re just as much of a piece of shit as he is.”

by Hym Iam September 28, 2022

Gogurt tubing

The act of removing the remaining semen from one's urethra post masterbation; by squeezing upward from the base of the penis

Gogurt tubing is an excellent way to prevent a split stream during urination.

by [e-mail] June 28, 2016

Tube Socked

Verb..the uncontrollable desire to roll up ones sock and jam it in a cunT’s mouth after listening to her incessantly flapping her lips just to hear herself talk all the whole never arriving at a relevant point.

After 15 min of listening to Anne...
Bill via text to Mario “this cunT won’t STFU”

Mario via text to Bill “she needs tube socked, fuckin cunT”

by Bigloads4U2 May 27, 2021

Blood tube

A part of your anus,known as the rectum

I wanna stick my fingers in yo blood tube tonight

by Hugh.G Rection April 15, 2019

tube egg

A possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. Allegedly available in supermarkets in Asia specifically Japan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.

Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.

Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).

"I'll just have to make my own tube eggs" - Kevin at work

by Freggio April 20, 2018

tweaker tube

Tube or piece of hose typically attached to glass pipes or bongs to assist in meth smoking. Or a pyrex glass tube that cigars are sold in that are usually blown with a torch into meth pipe.

Hey bro mind if I put my tweaker tube on your pipe so we don't share the same mouth piece and I get a better hit of this shit? Or hey can you stop at the minimart I need to buy a tweaker tube to blow a pipe.

by Luvlyladyluck January 13, 2023