Trumping

Whining about something that is unfair, really unfair, the most unfair of all unfairs, when it’s actually the truth.

Dude 1: “I just got fucked over. It’s unfair.”
Dude2: “You had an affair with a porn star, you lie at every opportunity, you’re a complete crook in business, you’re a megalomaniac and a sociopath. Quit your Trumping.”
Dude 1: “Whar’s Trumping?”
Dude 2: “”The new definition for whining, check out Websters.”

by Fart Esq May 13, 2024

Trimping

A sex position similar to scissoring, the main difference being that one of the people participating has a penis.

1: So, how did the date with Emily go last night?
2: Oh, it was amazing! We went back to her place and ended up trimping all night long.

by Y0n4h April 15, 2024

Trumping

Dumping on $ETH solely to buy more $TRUMP

"They were trumping on $ETH to buy $TRUMP as they were smart people"

by anonymous January 19, 2025

Trumping

Anal so deep it will TARIFF you don’t lube properly.

I was TRUMPING Erica last night and I forgot too lube her up and her taint ripped wide open

by Threemouthketeers April 17, 2025

Trumping it.

When someone lies about how they did somthing when in reality they didn't, to an extent where people usually believe them.

Nah Dan didn't do that he's trumping it.

by mr.rodentine May 2, 2025

Trumping

The act of declaring a definitive victory in a conflict that is far from over, and then calling any further opposition "unfair" based on that imaginary win. It involves a total disregard for current facts while maintaining an extreme level of overconfidence.

"He's trumping again: he says the other side is being 'unfair' because he 'already won' a war that is still actively happening."

by vinnypushka March 17, 2026

Baroness Trumpington

A stubborn, indignant woman.

Or a woman who enjoys a conspicuous fart.

That stinks, you Baroness Trumpington.

by revilo_1 December 21, 2020