Doing a JJ

When you do something completely unnecessary... usually spending far too much money and time in the process. It may involve hiring expensive but low qualified consultants to "strategize" for a couple of days. The finished result will be declared with much fanfare to a company, only for the employees to groan collectively and be asked to be left alone to get on with their jobs.

Did you see the new "People = Winning" slogan... he's definitely doing a JJ

by Strategy King November 9, 2017

to do the Martin

to go somewhere and come back without telling anybody

- He asked if we would like to meet for a lunch.
- When did he come back?! I guess he wanted to do the Martin again.

by therealdictionaryuser August 9, 2021

do a cummings

When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.

"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"

"yeah, I think so"

by TheClnl May 26, 2020

do weed

when you’re too high to say you smoke weed, you do it

“Yooo Jade I do weed” “No dumbass you smoke it”

by alex2370 May 15, 2018

not doing surveys

Any activity that contributes in some way to the betterment of humanity. Also; something useful that has nothing to do with myspace. Can involve work, play, having a life, making real-life friends and in general not being a complete asshole.

"I'd love to spend my life engaged in pointless activities, but I'm busy not doing surveys."

by pavillionguy October 7, 2008

no-see-do

when a person completely neglects the back of their head when brushing/combing/styling their hair, hasn't washed it for a few days and the back is all cowlick-y at the crown, or is trying to get too much mileage out of a wash and blowout -- the hair looks fine if you're looking head-on, but like crap if you're looking at it from behind.

Sally: Is that a bird's nest on the back of her head?
Betty: No, it's just a no-see-do. She forgot about the half of her head she couldn't see when she looked in the mirror on her way out.

Molly: Whoa, she must have just gotten dropped from a tornado.
Jen: Possibly, but I think she's just rocking a no-see-do. She got her hair done for that event four days ago and thinks she can still work it.

by Strawberry-blond June 7, 2011

do legs

To run like fuck. Variations include doing pedals, doing hooves, doing sails etc

Guy smoking a joint: Shit its the feds, DO LEGS!
Everyone else: good shout

by motherfucka69a September 5, 2011