thot church

Thot church is where a bunch of thots speak upon there lives as thots An blame there lives on niggas .❤️

Mom I have to go to thot church

by Anibel September 12, 2017

God Church

A term used by Jake Paul meaning merch is selling fast and you need to get it while you can.

Logan Paul said his merch is on God Church status.

by Malija ~ IG @thatfamouskid November 27, 2017

God Church

A cancerous term used by a cancerous Jake Paul that needs to get his ass shipped out of this Earth.
Also KSI is going to beat Logan’s ass on August 25th. Anyone that dislikes this is a egotistical brainwashed 10 year olds that needs to understand that they watch two cunty’s make videos everyday.

Go watch YouTubers that actually care about their audience, both of the Paul brothers are assholes. I feel bad for you for wanting to watch that stuff. I’ll pray for you, because that is seriously not normal.

I love Jake and Logan paul they are the most sincere people on youtube and have some really good content, and their channel really motivated me to go to a God Church every Sunday. —BrainwashedDabOnThemHaters

JakePaulAndLoganPaulFuckingSuck

by crxpplxng depressxon May 11, 2018

Church pussy

A cat that is adopted after a church service.

I love my church pussy so much.

Church pussy is so soft and beautiful.

by Leighgue September 20, 2017

God Church

A stupid phrase Snake Paul created.

And it's selling like a God church.
You: Get some help

by Payterella September 17, 2017

Church Chub

Getting an erection while inside a church

"dude i got a huge church chub when Lisa got up to sing at morning service"

by dealsnik May 30, 2012

church money

The ability to have so much money and Properties that you are essentially Above The Law. The example being the Catholic Church Only a few People have the amount of money you would need to be defined as having "Church Money"

The top 100 Richest People in the World Fit this Definition.

I Got off the Charge because my Dad has "Church Money" and he bought my way out of a conviction because he paid off a Senator.

by Cradox Creative July 8, 2018