ass-tappery

Simply a word used both as an adverb or adjective describing one's engagement in the sexual arts.

"He is the master of ass-tappery, he banged that whole group of freshman before the end of fall quarter."

"His sexing is ass-tappery at its finest"

by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011

Ego Tripper

Someone who is "Jealous" of a person because they've started or always started the clean swag, trend, slang where ever they go so the ego tripper has to be all bark, no bite and they try there skills out but it always fails so they bring the better persons weakness to the table and still fail, then the tripper copies everything the better person does daily, the ego tripper either has no partners in years or has loads in a short time but ones not even worth looking at wild, wide, smelly or covered in STD's.

"A Mouthy Victim" Who Cant take The Truth On The Chin.

EGO TRIPPER/ EGO TRAPPAH.

by JMDoneyou August 12, 2012

felt tipped

Its when one, by unfortunate circumstances, either pierces the tissue paper or holds the tissue to far forward whilst wiping ones anus resulting in one having brown coloured fingers with brown tissuey felt stuck to the end.

John: Ah, for fuck sake Dave, I felt tipped my fingers again!

Dave: Yeah alright mate! Wash your nails before you finger jenny.

by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013

nut topper

A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.

Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".

by Sir Brains McGains February 5, 2014

titty topper

Another word for nipple

She got huge ass titty toppers

by Gabe owner February 4, 2015

post topper

That person on social media that has to have the last post

That post topper stalked your page all day just to highjack it. She liked your post, commented on it, reposted it then liked and commented on everyone else's comments

by handlerzz August 23, 2015

pud tapper

Female equivalent of wanker. Tedious woman who thinks a lot of themselves and their rather unoriginal opinions.

"She's a real pud tapper. She actually thinks Audis and iPads are on-trend."

"She's also the type to use the phrase " on-trend. "

by simsmi September 21, 2015