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turd toupee

Worthless piece of shit. Has shit for brains but thinks he'genius. Person who, like an unflushable chunk of turd, won't go away.
I wish that turd toupee, Donald Trump, would sit down, shut up, or just go away.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.
by ShakenBaby September 6, 2016
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Mc'thumper combo

When you eat a McDonald's mcgriddle and take a minim of 3 jager bombs, after you friend hits you in the head with a baseball bat resulting in a co concussion; must finish all food and drink before passing out, otherwise it is only a mc'thumper attempt.
"Yo, I just got out of the er, I totally nailed that mc'thumper combo last night! "
by Tyathan May 30, 2016
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Thug Thumper

Noun: A basic type female that prefers the thug life kind of guy. This type of basic female is often found going from guy to guy has no job may have a few kids and listens to the top 20 rap battles of 2001 on replay.
Ugh, Devin is such a thug thumper.
by Titansgirl03 December 13, 2017
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boob thumper

That got me right in my boob thumper
by Jizzlackson January 9, 2019
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the thudes

a cool group of people that are soft and cute.
you wish you were apart of the group.
they are the funniest people ever too !
by youwillneverknow1747388- April 9, 2019
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Vegan Thumper

Vegans that go around pushing their opinions and beliefs on everybody when in reality no one gives a fuck.
I am not going out with her, she’s a fuckin’ vegan thumper
by @bahamamama August 19, 2019
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jizz thumper

a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.
your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!
by num nut December 5, 2019
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