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Touch me not

A female whom in sexual intercourse with another male/female does all the giving and no receiving. Basically does not let u touch on her well only in certain places
for example some girls only like kisses and hugs and maybe hickeys and they don’t let u go below the waist. on the other hand they’ll do whatever u want them to do to you , SHES A TOUCH ME NOT !
by HAJJAH M September 6, 2021
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Dutch Touchdown

to pull-out and cum on a girls stomach. In the process of spraying your ever-dieing kids on her, you throw up five fingers on one hand and the thumb on your other hand, simultaneously.

Signaling six-points for the touchdown you just splashed on her.
The scoring system is as follows:
You have a lifetime running total you must keep with yourself and friends.
If you miss her completely, or fail to achieve contact above the belly button, your total remains at 6 points.
If you get it on her face, you have successfully completed a two-point conversion and your total is now 8
If you make it on her chest or stomach its an extra point for a total of 7.
Last night while I was smashing my girlfriend, I pulled out and decided to go for two. I threw up my 6 fingers to signify my dutch touchdown but my kids landed on the sheets wide left. Leaving me with an unsuccessful point after attempt only giving me a 6 point night.
by Splashmaster December 30, 2012
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i'd let her touch it

When a male is interested in a female and would like to have sexual relations with her.
Jon: Man, look at that chick, dude, she's hot.

Steve: Hell yeah. I'd let her touch it.
by lobo108 January 15, 2009
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Uncle Bad Touch

A person who has acted upon an individual, who is unaware of the means of the situation, with a dirty sexual intension.
"Uncle Bad Touch, Why is your lap So Lumpy?"
by UncleBadTouch April 30, 2006
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Awkward Man Touch

The act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. May appear gay but often done in jest. Performed by the lovable, creepy uncle
Luke Whispered "Evening, Patawon" into the ear of his friend as him nailed him with an awkward man touch
by PersonWithDiabetes December 20, 2008
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Reach out and touch faith

The 'best' part (and most known part) of the song 'Personal Jesus' by Depeche Mode from 1990.

Was an awesome song back in it's day, but nobody barely knows about it now.
by Well_Who_Can_I_be May 2, 2012
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Touch My Body

A catchy Mariah Carey song. "Touch My Body" is the first single released from E = MC2, a Mariah Carey album. In addition, it is Mariah Carey's 18th Number One single.
Boy 1: "Touch My Body!"

Boy 2: "EWW! What is that song?"

Girl 1: "Relax, it is a Mariah Carey song."

Girl 2: "Mariah Carey is awesome!!!"
by EddyD August 14, 2008
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