taint

the area between your balls and your asscrack.

It's a terrible area to get punched.

Nat just got punched in the taint!

by Calebyo May 5, 2007

taint

It's the small area between your balls and asshole. It's usually extremely hairy.

Hey Schrief, you lick a lot of taint.

by Robert Arthur Gilbert December 13, 2008

taint

Otherwise known as the gooch, grundle or chode, the taint is the region of the human perineum known as the perineal body. It is anatomically situated between the anus and the external genitalia (testicles in men and the vulva in women). This region is supplied by the pudendal nerve (also gives dorsal nerve of the penis or clitoris) which is the reason why this area yeilds pleasurable sensation when stimulated.

I can't wait until national shave your taint day.

by msample July 21, 2008

Tainted

The in-between of being buzzed and drunk. Its a more accurate way of describing being tipsied.

m1- I am not drunk but I'm not buzzed either... what am I?
m2- Bro you are tainted.

by floridalyfe September 15, 2011

Thintro

An introduction from a poor or oversold source, resulting in no action or damage to your reputation

"Did you get that meeting at Google?"
"No, they never called back, must have been a thintro."

by Danothemano January 27, 2009

Taintous Veinous

noun: The vein running from the ballsac to the anus, crossing over the taint region.

Commonly used for administering I.V.s

"While suzy was sucking my balls, her tongue followed my 'Taintous Veinous' to locate my asshole for a tossing of the salad."

by Hot Meat Injection December 25, 2007

Taintology

A slightly obscure medical study that focuses on the Perineum (also known as the TAINT or GRUNDLE). Many medical majors acquire this degree from a 2 year technical school before moving on to something more prestigious, like proctology. It is also a study that enrolls a high amount of medical school dropouts.

"I heard that Jimmy was going to be a doctor!"

"Yes, but he flunked out of Med School so he is going to apply for the Taintology program at ITT Tech instead."

by Historyman August 19, 2008