Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021

Puddle

A bowl of melted METH in pipe that you smoke

“Hey wanna smoke a puddle?”

by CarwynIestyn July 13, 2022

Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.

Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!

by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021

Puddle fishing

Fucking the first person who comes out of the subway

When a strange man sees the first to exit the subway he will go puddle fishing

by sugarbaddiehoneyglisspoohbear May 8, 2023

puddle dipping

Sticking you penis in a wet vagina.

Tammy how about some early morning puddle dipping before we go to work?

by Red Oak January 19, 2019

lung puddle

When one ejaculates so deep into a throat it creates a body of semen ones lung

“Dude I was deep throating Lisa so hard I’m sure I gifted her a Lung Puddle. “

by Lungpuddle103 October 4, 2018

Cookie Puddle

To have multiple men inject their thick creamy man glue into a woman’s hoohah

“I heard that the football team had a big sopping cookie puddle with that hoe Chelsea”

by That hoe Chelsea August 6, 2021