by J427 July 6, 2018
Get the Pinch Seammug. When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.
The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.
If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.
If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.
by Smokestacks May 16, 2018
Get the Pinch and Pullmug. Damnit, that solstice fest official was really pinching my whiskers for being within 25 feet of the area that I’m not aloud to piggy back the festival and sell my art.
by 3x7r3m157 June 23, 2019
Get the Pinching my whiskersmug. When a girl pinches her lip she is sending a signal to someone that she is sexually frustrated/Horny
Tony: Did you see Veronica pinching her lip today at me during lunch?
Bob: yeah man shes must be sexually frustrated
Bob: yeah man shes must be sexually frustrated
by esteban julio ricardo dela ros December 28, 2016
Get the Pinching Her Lipmug. - "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"
by turd_muffin November 10, 2017
Get the Pinch a turtlemug. Using index finger and thumb to do a dime size bump of cocaine in a public place to not draw attention to your activities.
by BeanieHaha March 22, 2024
Get the Waterbury Pinchmug. Where you insert one finger into the Anus and the thumb into the vagina of a woman and proceed to 'pinch' the thin membrane between the two areas chasing the woman to orgasm.
by The True English April 11, 2024
Get the The Val Pinchmug.