Any act, when done by at least two bros, must be immediately replicated in the exact same fashion by all other bros in attendance. There are no exceptions, and this act should usually be either eating a disgusting food or performing a gratuitously idiotic and/or homoerotic act.
Me and Justin just drank rotten congealed coconut milk. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: God damn it.
Dude, me AND JEREMY just took Adderall, BRO LAW THAT SHIT!
Everyone else: God damn it.
Me and Samson just pimp smacked this girl. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: that shits wrong..
Everyone else: God damn it.
Dude, me AND JEREMY just took Adderall, BRO LAW THAT SHIT!
Everyone else: God damn it.
Me and Samson just pimp smacked this girl. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: that shits wrong..
by brouchebag July 10, 2010

Those friends you HAVE to be friends with out of respect for someone you actually do like (especially your spouse). You see them at parties you don’t want to go to, you invite them to your parties and they don't bring anything, they friend request you, they ask you personal questions, they tell eveyone you are really good friends, you secretly hope they get a new job out of the country.
"So-and-so, or one of my friends-in-law, just showed up. After he gave me the half empy bag of chips he brought to share he asked me how our bankruptcy was going. Don't tell him personal sh*t and don't invite him anywhere ever again."
by girl on fire November 27, 2011

Charley's law is similar to the laws of physics, for example the laws of physics state "what goes up, must come down". in Charley's law is says "no matter what your mum will be irrelevantly brought into a conversation at least once a day."
charleys law
example 1
person 1. "isn't it a spiffing day today?"
person 2. "yes your mum is spiffing!"
example 2
person 1. "do you think that as the human race that we are to naive and ignorant in the sense that some of use feel that we are the only intelligent race or that we simply don't care, for all we know we could just be an irrelevant race compared to something else out there?"
person 2. "I LIKE FUCKING YOUR MUM!!! HAHAHA!"
example 1
person 1. "isn't it a spiffing day today?"
person 2. "yes your mum is spiffing!"
example 2
person 1. "do you think that as the human race that we are to naive and ignorant in the sense that some of use feel that we are the only intelligent race or that we simply don't care, for all we know we could just be an irrelevant race compared to something else out there?"
person 2. "I LIKE FUCKING YOUR MUM!!! HAHAHA!"
by kick201 March 4, 2009

When a girl is attractive or hot, meaning you would have sex with her. Comes from the legal term "good law" usually when a case law has not been overruled by a higher or same level court and is still binding precedent.
by goodlaw October 18, 2011

John's Law... "If she's hot... She's either gay, or left five minutes ago".
Inspired and created using the seemingly endless quest for women, embarked, but as yet not completed by my friend, John
Inspired and created using the seemingly endless quest for women, embarked, but as yet not completed by my friend, John
by Cheese Birthday August 6, 2010

You're (biological or unbiological) sister's boyfriend.
by MeghanMurder May 17, 2010

If in an argument you manage to quote Jean claude Vandamme while managing to make sense you automatically win the argument.
"See you later, alligator" -- Jean-Claude Vandamme.
by ouaibe December 26, 2004
