Like yellow fever, except for girls of large girth; when a man has an unusual attraction for overweight females.
1. Andy - "Yo, Brad, what happened to you last night?"
Brad - "Ugh, I went home with Bertha, looks like I caught the Swine Flu again."
2. Person 1: "What's wrong with Sam? Why does he keep chasing fat girls?"
Person 2: "He clearly has a bad case of Swine Flu."
Brad - "Ugh, I went home with Bertha, looks like I caught the Swine Flu again."
2. Person 1: "What's wrong with Sam? Why does he keep chasing fat girls?"
Person 2: "He clearly has a bad case of Swine Flu."
by AnLiCa September 21, 2009
by Steve Thompkins May 05, 2009
Birdflu: (noun) pronounced: *B-heard Fl-Who*
An illness made of chicken, pigeon, vulture and do-do bird-esque features. It includes severe inner uglyness which in turn makes the outside appear hideous. Loud and obnoxious outbursts may occur if they are provoked. Provocation stems from scuffed Payless shoes, loose weaves,cocked eyes and apparently razor bumps.It is also said to be contagious.
An illness made of chicken, pigeon, vulture and do-do bird-esque features. It includes severe inner uglyness which in turn makes the outside appear hideous. Loud and obnoxious outbursts may occur if they are provoked. Provocation stems from scuffed Payless shoes, loose weaves,cocked eyes and apparently razor bumps.It is also said to be contagious.
by Blaque916 May 24, 2006
Where two people who are married/dating are off from work "sick" at the same time. Most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of STD.
Admin office :
"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."
Office staff :
"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"
"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."
Office staff :
"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"
by Monkey January 02, 2008
Example 1:
Girl One: Man, I got the swine flu.
Girl Two: You slept with Mr. Mendez?!
Example 2:
Girl One: I've got the swine flu, I'm so horny!
Cipriano Mendez: HERE I AM!
Girl One: Man, I got the swine flu.
Girl Two: You slept with Mr. Mendez?!
Example 2:
Girl One: I've got the swine flu, I'm so horny!
Cipriano Mendez: HERE I AM!
by stefashoniqua May 01, 2009
Getting money and bitches in da club. Spreading your swag. Getting blown(More than one way). It can be very contagious so wear a face mask.
by Hoodtrap123 June 30, 2010
A flu that makes everyone want to piss themselves.
Also makes you extremely afraid of fat asses.
Originates from mexico.
Also known as Bacon Fever.
Also makes you extremely afraid of fat asses.
Originates from mexico.
Also known as Bacon Fever.
John: "crap, i have swine flu!"
Mark: "does that mean we can't hang out anymore?"
John: "OH MY GOD FATASS!!!"
Mark: "does that mean we can't hang out anymore?"
John: "OH MY GOD FATASS!!!"
by Imakemyselflaugh:D May 02, 2009