Attention Eater

When a person constantly talks, tweets and photographs the things that they've eaten. This is usually done so they can show off or shock others.
Skinny people tend to be attention eaters, uploading photos of cake or big roast dinners to Instagram with the caption "OMG, can't believe I ate all that #fatty.' They feel like sharing their food, means sharing the calories. Attention eaters will also tend to talk more about the act of eating food, than actually doing it.

"Michaela is such an attention eater. Her Instagram gallery contains the most calorific food, yet she's a size 8. I bet she doesn't even eat half of the things she photographs."

"God, you're such an attention eater. Stop showing off with all your homemade cakes and 5-course dinners."

by delaforbes April 11, 2013

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Eater's Block

When you're looking at a food delivery app and there's too many options that you can't decide. This can also apply when figuring out a place to eat with friends.

Do you want Taco Bell? Maybe, what about McDonalds? Maybe, what about Tender Greens? IDK, I have Eater's Block.

by Redpaintchips26 March 9, 2020

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vagina eater

Someone who is great at eating that pussy to the point the girls will talk about your eating skills with each other.

1.: Who is he?
2.: That is that great vagina eater

by NiggyTheNi**erFa**ot October 13, 2017

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Cereal Eater

When a woman uses multiple dating apps and is quick to push a date, typically just to get free food. Similar to women jokingly asking, "So how do I know you're not a Serial killer?"

-- She says, "Hey, let's skip the small talk, and why do you take me out to dinner?" ... -- "Well... how do I know you're not a Cereal eater?

by 0utofSight December 3, 2018

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