crap castle

noun. When one drops a duece and the logs break and pile upon one another. Also known as a Log Cabin.
1- "Dude! You have to see the size of the Crap Castle someone left in the toilet on the 3rd floor!"
2- "I already have.... and yes, I am proud of it"
by Wankerstein October 25, 2007
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crap bombing

"Crap bombing" is when your crap is so explosive that when you go to clean the toilet a week later there is crap particles on the bottom of the toilet seat. "Crap bombing"
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by Sandisands October 16, 2013
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Crap App

A deceptive software program that looks useful, but designed to under-perform. An application lacking in usefulness or effective execution. Programmable digital facade, appealing to the eye and interesting in it's description, yet having no substance for the user.
He paid a hefty amount of money for a piece of software to help organize his business, but all he ended up with was a crap app.
by InTune2U November 24, 2011
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crap packets

Crap packets! I'm not going to make it to the party on time!
by erikatori June 18, 2008
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Crap Jacks

1. Human feces after sour dough bread
2. Response used by a person who wants to express extreme distaste
1. "Man, I just had a bad case of crap jacks."
2. "Oh man, that dude just got hit in the balls." "CRAP JACKS!"
by Francis April 05, 2003
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call crap

to indicate that something is a blatant lie, and obvious falsehood.
I'm gonna have to call crap on ya there, Mr. President.
by JJonez July 31, 2006
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crap slappers

That cat is kneading me with her crap slappers.
by Barry Beef August 30, 2011
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