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Covid Shower

When your woman (or man if incarcerated) is on all fours and you are driving your man plug home without using any virus protection equipment, you have them turn to look at you. When they react to your calling, you shoot your baby butter deep and sneeze in their face effectively giving them your gifts of hot sex and Covid.
"So did you take that girl home last night? Sure did. I gave her a nice Covid Shower."
by JR382 January 14, 2022
mugGet the Covid Showermug.

Covid Belly

Weight Gain incurred by being in Covid prison
The gym is closed and has given me a covid belly
by GFAR83 April 24, 2020
mugGet the Covid Bellymug.

covid-19th

A 19th birthday in 2020.
My covid-19th is in July this year.
by Smith dux Wurd April 7, 2020
mugGet the covid-19thmug.

Covid degree

To state that you have a college degree on the topic you are debating with someone while being completely wrong about said topic.

During the Covid-19 Pandemic, many students were either given automatic passing grades or failing a class wasn't counted against you. This practice ended up letting students pass classes they shouldn't have or even end up graduating despite not meeting requirements that would otherwise be required had there not been a pandemic.
Person 1: "As someone with a Master's Degree in history from Harvard, only 1 million people died in the Holocaust."
Person 2: "Oh, so you got a Covid Degree."
by MrGandry September 18, 2023
mugGet the Covid degreemug.

COVID EXHAUSTION

Being exhausted from living through a pandemic most commonly seen in essential employees
Person 1 : Hey man how are you doing ?
Person 2 : I’m alright but just feeling a bit of Covid exhaustion
by Urbandemolition February 12, 2021
mugGet the COVID EXHAUSTIONmug.

generation covid

Babies born during worldwide lockdown of covid. particularly in New Zealand who loves to spend time eating and having sex.
Shazza is a generation covid baby.. She will display unsociable tendencies and hightened suspicion of pharmacutical companies and governments in general resulting from the apocalytical world she was concieved through.
by k0001 August 2, 2021
mugGet the generation covidmug.

Covid Carpetbagger

Someone, or some entity, which will come in during the aftermath of Covid restrictions which destroyed economic activity and killed many small businesses, which will buy up those businesses for significant discounts once restrictions are removed and economic activity is allowed again in that sector. Many of these entities will have political connections and will have helped institute these restrictions in the first place.
That corporation was a Covid Carpetbagger for that local restaurant chain, that family lost their entire livelihood.
by The Jamez October 29, 2020
mugGet the Covid Carpetbaggermug.

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