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Clean Brunette

When a person has brown hair but blonde highlights he is a clean brunette.
by amayamae April 18, 2018
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Clean Plumbing

Post defecation, you use your toilets bidet to hit the male G spot. Simultaneously receiving a blowjob to completion. Thus cleaning all the plumbing.
Girl: can I clean you plumbing
Man: I have already started…

Man: I received clean plumbing after eating Taco Bell
by McMahonDingo December 27, 2022
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perfect for cleaning

A facetious false etymology for the rank "PFC" (private first class, E-2) in the US Marine Corps. Since PFCs are often tasked with menial work like mopping, sweeping, and picking up litter, this term is used either to mock them, or by PFCs themselves to lament their low status.
A: Dammit, Sgt Fuentes has us out police-calling cigarette butts all morning yet-a-fucking-gain. Why does this shit keep happening to us?
B: Well, we're E-2s, and you know what PFC stands for: "perfect for cleaning".
by Gyreneisms August 13, 2011
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curtousy clean

stoner rule to clean a used piece before selling it to a friend
he didnt do a curtousy clean!
brooooooo
by youngboi47474747474747474747 February 28, 2011
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cleaning the plantation

a black woman having a white man's baby
Brazilian women in the poorer classes are always looking for white husbands, they all want to be "cleaning the plantation" (she points at her lower belly) by having as white a baby as possible in the racist and race conscious slums of Rio.
by big daddy daddy daddy September 20, 2013
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Mr Clean

He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs
I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean

My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
by Klo~D November 16, 2014
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dunged clean

defecation with little or no mess/clean-up. fairly rare, but extremely beneficial if in a hurry (aka-'wipeless shit')

(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)
i was delightfully surprised to be dunging clean

was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean

counting on dunging clean is a mistake
by michael foolsley November 24, 2012
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