delicious cake

you must get to the delicious cake. no matter what the obsticles there is always a way to reach the cake even if you die several seconds after and you have knowledge that you will die or be raped. or both at the same time, even if you are sodemised while eating the cake. the cake must be eaten. see also delicious trap
this is delicious cake. you must eat it
by ultra mega sexy dude October 16, 2007
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cake eater

A cake eater actually refers to Edina, MN, saying the people in it are so rich they can have their cake and eat it too. It could also refer to rich white suburban kids in general, too. And BTW- Mighty Ducks was filmed in Minnesota, so he's probably literally calling that kid a cake-eater from Edina.
"look at that f*cker driving his brand new BMW out of the school parking lot. what a cake eater"
by Britta D May 28, 2005
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poon cakes

an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with
by poonmaster3000 April 18, 2007
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cracked cake

a poop so hard that it cracks
yo kyle, i shit out a cracked cake this morning
by dyl_thiccle May 19, 2019
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pony cake

A pony cake is a word or phrase which in the context may be conceived by the receiver as having a double meaning with sinister or obscene content or connotations, but really wasn't meant to by the person speaking the word. This is regardless of whether the word or phrase actually may have such a double meaning.
(E1) I thought he was trying to be nasty, but that was a pony cake.

(E2) When he asked for the rusty trombone, my mind was pony caking around to figure it out. It turned out he just meant the actual brass instrument.
by ConyPake July 01, 2010
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cake bread

a term coined by world-renowned rap battler "chuck" on the viral cp (counter productive) feature titled "chuck kills a bottlecap - a cp short"
nobody knows exactly what this means, however it has been known to absolutely obliterate any opposing rapper instantaneously
rapper 1: your mom gay
rapper 2: oh yeah ?? well I cake bread
rapper 1: *explodes*
by kiwikaiju February 02, 2021
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diet cake

person with little to no booty

Person 1: do you want some cake?
Person 2: no I'm on a diet

Person 1: you sure?
Person 2: okay just give me a very little piece

Dude 1: ooo look at that cake on her
Dude 2: I don't see nothing man

Dude 1: it's right there
Dude 2: oohh she got that diet cake
Person 1: do you want some cake?
Person 2: no I'm on a diet

Person 1: you sure?
Person 2: okay just give me a very little piece

Dude 1: ooo look at that cake on her
Dude 2: I don't see nothing man

Dude 1: it's right there
Dude 2: oohh she got that diet cake
by Janemba April 26, 2015
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