Zombie Hunting

Zombie Hunting is the practice in which one searches for drunk-outta-their-mind bitches at a party, lures them to a safe area and has sex with them as long as they finish by cumming in their face. Cumming in their face is essential, as only a headshot can kill a zombie.

Timmy: Hey, Fred. Want to go zombie hunting?

Fred: What's that?

Timmy: It's when find you find drunk chicks at parties, fuck 'em, and cum in their face.

Fred: What the fuck? That's disgusting!

Timmy: It's the only way to make sure they stay dead.

by Professional Zombie Hunter January 22, 2012

Zombie Horse

To go beyond "beating a dead horse"

You're messing with a zombie horse now.
Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart have a zombie horse now.

by Nanspaghetti October 7, 2010

text zombie

Any human with a cell phone transforms into a text zombie while walking and texting. Common symptoms include: slow walking, head pointing down, rigid arms, lack of direction or awareness of surroundings.

I almost hit another text zombie on my bike today. Damn person wasn't paying any attention at all!

by suteiki October 19, 2009

Zombie Conversation

When you claim someone is "dead to you" and then you have an awkward conversation with that person.

Natalie: "Dylan, you're dead to me"

*3 months later*

Zombie Conversation:
Dylan: "Hey Natalie, how's it going?"
Natalie: "..hi, fine. '
Dylan: "How's school?"
Natalie: "Good"
Dylan: "How's Stephen?"
Natalie: Handsome"
Dylan: "Uhhh, well it was nice talking to you! See you around some time!"
Natalie: "Ok"

by EvenStephen August 24, 2010

zombie rash

a rash contracted from kissing randoms at the bar who could be possible necrophiliacs.

Brisbane, Australia: Woman contracts zombie rash after making out with a 23 year old male necrophiliac. (Unknown to her at the time) Police caught the man and he was imprisoned. TRUE STORY! Bet you'll think twice before picking up a random now!

by Vegas Craps Wee February 3, 2012

Bitch Zombie

the last zombie in black opps that you dont kill so that you can fix every thing.

me:"hay Tevin weres the bitch zombie"

Tevin: "in the theather room"

me: "Oh ok i see him. He's by the mistory box..Stupid bitch zombie"

by Vilot October 21, 2011

speedcore zombie

to indulge oneself in listening excessively to music ranging to 250 to 1000 bpm (beats per minute) that we commonly known as speedcore

god anthony ur such a speedcore zombie when

by specialtony July 13, 2007