Wii

The best dang Console ever made
Mom I’m going to GameStop too play the Wii demo
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Wii

The beat fucking game for grown women
by blazou October 08, 2018
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Wii

Strange white box thingy that Nintendo created on November 1st 2006 for rich white people wave white remotes at; to pledge their allegiance to Satan.
Priest: I haven't see your son in a while now, is he okay?

Mom: Oh our Johnny's been in his room playing the Wii for six months now, I've heard its great for young minds!

Johnny: God is a lie Super Mario Smash Brothers is the almighty creator! Come forth my Nintendo brethren!
by Emperor Momo July 31, 2018
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Wii

The singular form of the plural noun “we”. Synonymous to the conjunctive-noun “I and I” from Rastafarianism.
Wii made up the English language.

Wii are talking to wii.

What do wii want to do?
by spaceman_sam March 25, 2023
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Play Wii

A secret code that implies when a male (usually italian) goes over to another male's (usually ginger) house to Dock with them or to perform some other homosexual act.
When I heard that Ricky was going over to Mary's house to play wii, I knew exactly what was going down... ricky... on mary...
by EggI2oll July 26, 2011
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I own a Wii U

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".
I own a Wii U.
by MindLockAERO September 15, 2022
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