Scoop my poop

A saying used when being told bad news. Normally used when not taking it all that seriously

John "Cuzz umm i kind of Crashed your car"
Alex " Oh scoop my poop, U fruit loop sloute
John "While i was running over your cat"
Alex "oh poop..... wait no muffins"

by Codey willis October 27, 2009

Texas Nut Scoop

When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.

I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.

by Jizz Book March 7, 2019

Scoop shard

A meth shard small enough to fit in a scoop made out of a a straw.

How much dope is left. ?

There is one big shard left as well as a few scoop shards

by Ceejay “murph” Jaymes May 27, 2018

Boob Scoop

Boob Scoop is the intentional act of showcasing cleavage or breasts in photos posted on Instagram or other social media platforms to attract attention or enhance the visual appeal of the image

"Not so long ago, exposing your knees was equivalent to a boob scoop"

"That selfie was a classic boob scoop move"

"I swear, every time I scroll through my feed, there’s another boob scoop popping up like a surprise guest star"

"She’s not just posting pictures, she’s got a whole boob scoop campaign going on, she's giving gravity a run for its money"

"Did you see her latest post? Its a boob scoop manifesto!"

by Idlebrain February 20, 2025

Scoop noodle

Javelin rocket launcher used to annoy the enemy.

Johnson get that scoop noodle and blow a whole in their rectum

by Codterms101 April 11, 2023

dope-scoop

another term for a weed bong

ewwww a dope-scoop? bruh, just do edibles like the rest of us sane people

by bugsfromsafeway February 13, 2025

Scooped

When you get roasted or bashed very badly.

Leo: your ugly
Lizzy: that's why yo mama is in a coma
Random Person: Damn he just got scooped

by spisyboi September 22, 2021