Scissor Shitting

The act of 2 people of either sex sitting face to face on the same toilet both defacating simultaneously, one through the others legs.
I was scissor shitting with jess last night and ended up getting a traphouse bidat.
by 4skin wrinkle January 29, 2019
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Scissor Dicking

The act of two men banging each other at the same time. Though improbable, two men are so horny that they face each other and attempt to nobly penetrate one another whilst circumventing each other's balls.
I'm so horny right now I have dusty balls . Let's bang each other at the same time.
How do we do that?
Easy bro, we'll just do a little scissor dicking.
by H.C.Sucker May 02, 2016
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single scissoring

When a female stimulates herself using an inanimate, unmovable object.
Cindy has been single scissoring against the bedpost.
by Staunchy McStaunchington April 23, 2021
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Sloppy Scissors

When two girls spread their legs and rub their genitals together.
OMG look at those skanks doing the sloppy scissors!
by Nico974 September 24, 2016
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Scupper scissoring

When two ships (especially cargo and tanker ships) with their front scuppers made contact together and rub, similar how lesbians made contact and rub their vulvas
P1: you would not believe what I saw yesterday at the port

P2: what?

P1: two ships were scisssoring

P2: so two lesbians were rubbing their vaginas on a ship?

P1: NOOO not that type of sissoring , So at the port a green container carrier and a reddish-Orangish LNG was scupper scissoring together untill they actually collided each other and start to sank
by Lily’ bam bam April 27, 2024
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scissor seption

Like a cock block but for lesbians.
Allison wants to huck up with Angie at Sophie's party. But in the end Sophie and Angie huck up. Alison's Bestfriend yells out scissor seption.
by Sophiezu April 09, 2016
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slipry scissors

When two females grind and rub their genitalia together after one or both have received seaman internally
Those two chicks really have a slipry scissors going on after those guys creampied them at this party !
by the Dave February 01, 2016
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