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Jared

is not Obama
jared thinks he is Obama but is not
by Not Joel August 24, 2020
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Jared

A dude with issues who likes to threaten to cut people and is actually cool. He likes to start fights and hang with friends.
Jared: Bitch imma cut u
by Jared.. August 26, 2020
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Jared

The most toxic person ever. He also works at Food 4 Less. Fuck Jared.
Fuck Jared
by Fuck Jared August 29, 2020
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Jared

A guy who thinks he has it all and brags about it. He claims he is the best and complains about everything and anything you do that ”he doesnt like” But his imence Stupidity says otherwise
Oh that dude is such a Jared
by MannyVK September 7, 2020
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Jared Joke

Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"
by PhatPhnya October 29, 2020
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Jared Naicker

Just a naai really, what else can I say?
Fun fact: JARED NAICKER DOES HIS EYEBROWS!!!
by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020
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Jared

Did you see Jared I heard he has the biggest dick.
by Your dad's mom November 5, 2020
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