jump value

The monetary difference between your current salary and what employers are courting you with. Was common in the 90s with web developers and solution architects when they were switching jobs frequently to have jump values of five figures when all bonuses and incentives were calculated. This number was often compared against the potential for salary hikes with an existing employer over x years, but also as a way to guage one's 'rank' or value in the .com revolution.

-Right now I've got a jump value of $20k, and this company is actively recruiting me, so I'm thinking about doing it.
--Do it! Jump!
-Yeah, if I stay at my current job, I can only expect 5% raises annually, plus 4k in incentive bonuses, so I'd make a hell of a lot more money in that two years if I jump now!

by SS January 22, 2004

jump judy

Jump JudyAs in Judy Garland, she hopped down the yellow brick road, in her ruby slippers. To get clean to get fresh to get dressed up.

Before I went to the club I had to Jump Judy so that the ladies will choose me.

by Billy Williams January 3, 2005

jump off

A 'regular' booty call/sex partner.
NOTE- MEN can be jumpoffs too!!

Shaneequa really wanted some, and figured she'd call her jump off Tyquan.

by deelow September 14, 2008

jump ugly

To move close or (get in the face) of someone, with the intent of creating conflict, intimidation or challenge.

"If that nigga wants to jump ugly on my ass, I'm gonna punch him in that face right quick!"

by Cat Mandoo January 5, 2008

jump around

jump from one thing to another--ie. try different things

"We can jump around and try new things, which others can't or won't."

by Jean-Luc August 23, 2003

Jump Stupid

To get krunk on a person for offending

If she keeps talking shit about me I'm a have to jump stupid.

by Jin Li November 11, 2003

Mouse Jump

A cliche used when anything unanticipated happens, typically used as a cop-out. Origin is from the cursor behavior seen on personal computers when moving the mouse causes the cursor to travel quickly and erratically across the monitor clicking on items, moving files, starting applications, or causing other unintended actions.

I tried to send you that TPS report, but my "mouse jumped" and it is gone now.

I said no to drugs, but my "mouse jumped" and now I'm an addict.

We used a condom, but my "mouse jumped" and now she's pregnant

by the_curmudgeon August 11, 2009